since this a.m.'s early hours turned bit bad, Who would like a little fun-poking at blondes joke??

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Tim

since this a.m.'s early hours turned bit bad, Who would like a little fun-poking at blondes joke??

I asked it last night.. is an orig....What do you call a blonde behind a steering wheel?...I know, I know...lmao..funnier from a sorta blonde I think...:)

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Tim:

yippppeeeee my endorphins ar bouncing back...tku allllllllllllllll!!!! I am laughing an d feeling much better! muahs!

Ed:

One day this blonde walked into a store and said
"I`d like to buy that TV."
The salesman said "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
The blonde went home and dyed her hair red. She went back to
the store and said "I`d like to buy that TV."
"Sorry we don't sell to blondes." The man replied again.
She went and dyed her hair black, then returned to the store
and said "I`d like to buy that TV."
Again the man said "Sorry we don't sell to blondes."
The blonde finally asks "How did you know I was a blonde?"
The man said "Because that`s not a TV its a microwave."

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Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

A:Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.

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Q: What do you see when you look directly into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head.
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Q: How can you tell a FAX has been sent from a blonde?
A: There's a stamp on it.

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Bill Murray told a story about a blond coyote who became caught in a trap, and despite gnawing off three of its legs, was still caught in the trap.

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A British variant of the blonde joke is the Essex girl, which became popular in the late 1980s, and satirises working-class girls from the county of Essex. Italian versions of the joke involve Carabinieri.

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Tim:

omg..lmaoooooooooooooo the bill murray one...and allll great tku

ESSA:

what happened to the blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus????? she burn her mouth on the exhaust pipe.
I did like your airbag one (just read it)