HAHA nice question you ask on here!! haha!!

Well last year I was pulled over and so I got out my handy-dandy lil insurance/registration folder my dad gave me- who happens to be with LAPD.... which on the front cover shows an LAPD police badge.. on top it reads ,"TO PROTECT AND TO SERVE" and under the badge reads, "LOS ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT"

My friend was in passenger getting waaaay too nervous... she kept saying, "What are you going to do?! What are you going to say!?" I told her to calm down and relax lol... so when the mopo (motorcycle police) came over, I had on my lap my folder, exposing the front of my folder, rolling down the window he asked for license and registration. I slowly gave over my license so he can totally see the folder (mind you, this was during the day)... I then watched as his eyes glanced down at my lap and he said, "LAPD huh?" I replied, "Yes sir..." he continued, "Who do you know of that is with LAPD?" I said trying not to laugh, "My dad is, sir." He then said, "Good for him. Okay heres your license.. have a good day ma'am.. drive safe ok?" HAHAHAHAHA I said, "I will, thanks sir!" He then left back on his bike and I continued on my drive...... haaaaahahahahahahha it was glorious Ü

I once told an officer that my shoelace wrapped around the pedal and I couldn't reach down and untie it. He asked how I pulled over I told him I hit the brake with my left foot and down shifted the automatic till I got to first gear. He said how are you going to prove that?
I Told him look in at the gass pedal there was the lase looped around the accelerator.
Got me out of the ticket.
By the way don't try that while driving it's dangerous.

LOL, that's a very nice excuse....

I never get out of tickets.

ever

Darn I have never gotten out of a ticket. I'm sort of a rebel though so I have never made excuse or begged. I was polite however. Until I was back on the road then I fumed!! Now we have camera's great.

Sick dog. I actually had a sick dog in the back seat. He let me go.

I gotta go Potty!!!!

LOL

I tols him I was having a heart attack, & on my way to hospital. He gave me an escort...then I SPLIT. Ha ha ha ha! true story!

"Sir, my car is preggers, and I need to get it to the hospital pronto"....it was so funny, it actually worked. The other one was not a line but I just said "couldn't you just scream and yell at me for 5 minutes and let me go?"...same result.
The third time, I didn't even try...when he showed me his half-melted radar gun......

never had a speeding ticket

didnt use an excuse... I have only had one speeding ticket.. I think I deserved it ....if not then there were plenty of times I didnt get caught....

Out of the several (well, many) times that I have been pulled over for speeding, I don’t recall ever being ticketed for more than a couple of violations. I remember back in my late teens (drinking heavily), I was pulled over for speeding and erratic lane changes while on a six lane interstate highway.

As soon as I noticed the lights, I lifted my foot, turned on my right-hand signal, and eased my way through traffic to the hard-shoulder, where I pulled as far right as I could and came to a stop, shifted the car into neutral, set the parking break, turned the ignition off, turned off my driving lights, turned on my emergency blinkers and rolled down my window. I sat there, with my hands on the steering wheel, staring straight ahead until the office approached.

When he asked me if I knew how fast I was going, I told him: “No sir, the speedometer stops at 85, the needle was pegged and I had my foot on the floor. If I had to guess I would imagine I was traveling in excess of 95 miles per hour.” He said he clocked me doing over 100 miles per hour. He then asked me if I had been drinking, and I told him: “Yes sir, I’ve had about 6 beers in the last 2 hours.” He asked me to step out of the car, which I did without hesitation, to walk to the front of my car and put my hands on the hood, which I did without hesitation. He patted me down and then asked me to give him my left hand, which I did without hesitation. He then, while having a firm grip on my left hand, asked me to give him my right hand, which I did without hesitation. I then felt the cold steel of the handcuffs around my wrists as he cuffed me.

He walked to the driver’s door of my car, took the keys out of the ignition, rolled up my window, locked the car and instructed me to get into the back seat of his patrol car, which I did without hesitation. I sat silently in the back seat with the handcuffs digging into my wrist while he radioed in for a w

WOW AWESOME. IT IS QUITE TRUE, IF YOU JUST REMAIN CALM, COLLECTIVE AND STAY FLIPPIN HONEST WITH THE COPS, YOU DEFINITELY CAN GET OFF WITH JUST A WARNING.

SO MANY PEOPLE USE PHONY, LAME EXCUSES, CRYING AND SUCH (some that work obviously) BUT IF YOU JUST TELL THE TRUTH AND NOT LIE, YOU WONT DIG YOURSELF INTO A DEEPER HOLE.

MY DAD, BEING WITH LAPD; HE WAS TELLING ME THAT COPS KNOW RIGHT AWAY WHEN A PERSON IS LYING.. THEY WILL END UP QUESTIONING YOU AND FROM THERE THEY WILL GET YOU TO SAY THE EXACT WORDS THEY NEED TO HEAR TO LOCK YOU UP, WRITE YOU UP AND GET YOU ON YOUR WAY.

DONT MESS WITH THE LAW OR COPS....... THEY'LL GETCHA!! Ü