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Odesforever

Is there any way a pregnant woman can flush marijuana out of her system?

Its for a job interview she still has weed in her system.
Eagle:

Aight Darlin, you implied that I was as dumb as a cave man right ? Are you a smoker like Whitney & Bobby or the regular "ish" like Cheech & Chong ? I mean let's gone and put it on blast ok ?
# 1 You are the one who came on here asking a boneheaded question like you did right right ? If you were that smart you would have never asked a aumb dass question like that, and even more clever you never would have smoked dope in the first place.
# 2 I am the father of 8 children all my adult children hold bachelor's degrees the last graduated from UCLA in just under 3.35 years with a 4.25 gpa and was class valedictorian, she was the slacker.
# 3 I hold two college degrees myself and have been the owner and CEO of my own corporation for the past 3o years.
# 4 If you take none of the heartfelt advise when you do have your child if it is lucky they will take it from you before you even lay eyes on it.
# 5 From the way you smarted off to everyone here you display contempt and disrespect for yourself only and hey you might not even deserve to be a Mother.
# 6 If I were the baby's daddy I would have been real careful about dropin one with you.
# 7 The caveman picture, it aint really me, 6'8" 250 built to last and darker than blue all man right here, you feelin me cuase Im feelin you aigtht. Pick an choose, Pick and choose.
4 minutes ago

Tannie:

I am appalled that this question is even being posed! Why is someone more concerned with getting marijuana out of their system for a JOB interview, and not to provide a more healthy environment for a developing fetus! If she's not going to stop smoking (after she gets the job) she should be in jail until the child is born. Sorry for being so judgemental, but I see WAY too many children born with drug addictions due to the stupidity of their parents.

Tannie:

Ok, so just answer the question...... Women retain THC in their systems for much longer then men (it's stored in fat cells, and traditionally women have more fat cells than men.) It's a waiting game. You can try flushing your system with lots of water but you may want to consult a doctor since you are pregnant. You probably don't want to take any of the commercially marketed "detox" products.

Odesforever:

its better when people just answer the question there is no other question up there only the one i asked i didnt ask for opinion i asked for the facts about the quick all you guys had to say was there isnt any thats what it all boils down to right?

Tannie:

pretty much!

Chicago Lady:

Hello, juicy, and welcome to QnA!

I think I read in one of your comments that the job interview is tomorrow and I'm afraid there is no time to completely eradicate the marijuana from your system in that short time.

I am glad you say that you are committed to improving your health and your life for the wellbeing of your baby. That is a big commitment, and very important to your future and your child's future. It is essential to turning your life around. I am glad you have a medical professional who is working with you and is aware of your situation and your goals.

Should you run into trouble during the process, you may want to look further for some outside confidential resources. You do not indicate where you are located, but here is one facility which has a 24 hour hotline staffed with drug counselors. They promise confidentiality and a referral to a counselor in your area. The hotline # is 1800-861-1768.
http://www.thewatershed.com/?gclid=CNXYiLa7h44CFQenIwodomyOQg

You have found your way into a loving family here on QnA, and if people seem critical and harsh (tough love) it is only because we care so much about helping you. You probably just thought you were going to get a straight question and answer, but we are actually a Community and you probably got more response than you expected! If you want to talk further with some members who will not judge you, I invite you into the "Soul Patrol" discussion board, back in the QnA Cafe. You can find your way, right here
http://boards.live.com/QNAboards/thread.aspx?threadid=281357

Good Luck, juicy, come back and let us know how the job interview goes, and how your new improved health plan progresses!!

Odesforever:

Thanks alot you are very mature but all the tough love makes me want a spliff just kidding lol lol i havent put anything to my mouth to smoke in three weeks and dont want to i am actually proud of myself regardless of what other think about me!!!!!!!!!

Mindy-QnA-MVP:

juicy,

You are making some good decisions now and that is all that matters. I am glad you have opportunity to get a job and do what you need to for you and your child.

I have 4 children and some days are harder than others. If you need someone to talk to email me anytime.

missionjesusmom@yahoo.com

Chicago Lady:

Thanks, juicy, I am proud of you too! 3 weeks is a big accomplishment! Keep up the great work!

Hurricanegeek100:

try not using it in the first place. not good for the baby.

Aditya:

No doubt!
It's a toss up between selfish and stupid.

Odesforever:

no sh** i havent been pregnant for long just was a smoker and now i have a job interview and they want urine duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Odesforever:

just answer the godd*** question!!!!!!!!!!!

Sivashanmugam:

lol, unless you can get it from someone else and do the ol sneeky thing, I wouldn't know.

Aditya:

Just tell them you needed it to get pregnant. They'll understand.

SEMI123:

Now that is funny!!!!

Odesforever:

whats funny about something so ignorant

Cndy:

for one thing, it's possible that she was a smoker beforehand and just recently discovered she's pregnant. two, you can drink plenty of water. you're usually good for after thirty days. any sooner than that, i'm not sure.

Tannie:

I would like to believe that is true, however the impetus of this question was to clear her system for a JOB interview, and not to be more healthy to take care of her unborn child!

Odesforever:

this is the case keep an open mind i need a job to take care of my baby because the child's father is a coward!!!!!!!!!!

Aditya:

Excellent points MW.

ML - The drinking of water will not help because the labs know when the sample is dilute. Two dilutes in a row and you fail anyway.

Advice to juicy user - Say goodbye to that job. I hope you weren't looking forward to it.

Odesforever:

i dont always put my beans in one pot anyway i have alot of experience it wont be my last interview.

Aditya:

That's a good attitude, and you are correct. You will have other jobs and job interviews. I honestly do not think you can pass a drug test unless you've been clean for at least 30 days.

In any event, you should be up front with your doctor. Heck, no biggie admitting your habit to him/her and see if they have a suggestion.

Nothing wrong with you wanting to work, wanting to care for a baby and get health coverage.

You may not always put your beans in one pot... but you shouldn't have put your pot into the pipe. ;)

Odesforever:

i wont be smoking any more anyway so i will get the next theres no question in my mind i just wanted this job for right now because its a job that any pregnant woman would want sitting down all day answering phones and yes it was a customer service job because i have skills like that and im still putting my self through college and for whom it may concern i go to a university LMFAO judge that

Aditya:

Take an English class. I strongly recommend it. If you already have fulfilled that requirement, please let me know the name of the university. I'd like to follow up with them.

Odesforever:

It is not very important that i have to prove myself to someone as ignorant as you are Just go and get a knife and run in to it ok F*** you very much

Aditya:

Of course you owe me nothing. The recommendation was made on your behalf. If you choose to remain illiterate, that is completely your choice.

So... what was the name of the university again? (Or is it secret? Shhhhsh.)

Odesforever:

its not a secret, I go th Kean University and what school do you attend?

Aditya:

Expensive:
http://www.kean.edu/admissions_tuition.html

I've graduated already. No longer in school.

Odesforever:

congragulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont knock the ones trying to graduate act like you are educated.

Aditya:

I didn't knock it. I told you you need an English class.

Odesforever:

because i write in slang on the internet you dont really know me just like i dont really know you so just cut the bull****

SEMI123:

Why would a pregnant woman want to get her unborn child intoxicated or feed her unborn child unknown [toxic] chemicals that are added to increase the effects of the drug. She could have a lobotomy or a blood transfusion. But then again....if she is given a drug test...they could ask for a strand of her hair.

Odesforever:

first of all if i didnt care i would have just took the fu***** one that they have at pharmacy if i was still going to smoke why would care if the detox would hurt the baby and i need to have a job when the baby gets here who else is going to take care of my guys arent the stand up type to just take care of a baby on your own reply to that and jobs dont ask for strands of hair any way

Aditya:

Sure hope that job didn't include writing (because you are clearly ESL).

Or customer service (because you are disrespectful of people you are asking for help).

If I read that series of run-ons correctly, you know the father? He is responsible for health care costs now. Keep records, get a paternity test, and attach his wages for the next 18 years.

With all the info we have in the world, why are young people still so... well, you know.

Odesforever:

Maybe i asked the wrong people for help cuz you guys are derespectful also this is the d*** internet i can run on as much as i like trust me i am very educated i just dont have anything to prove to any of you who would talk to customer this way your a nobody hows that for a run on lmfao!!!!!!!!!!

Aditya:

Ask your dealer for help.
Ask your mother.
Or ask your doctor.

Educated? That's rich. You got pregnant. The father, by your own admission, is unreliable. You smoke pot. You smoked pot knowing you were pregnant. You smoked pot while looking for a job knowing that many do drug tests.

That's not being disrespectful. That's just being honest. Deal.

Odesforever:

how long does it take to get a job interview not 3 weeks and i stopped smoking the day i found out i was pregnant life doesnt go as you plan it why dont you go f*** your mother and get her pregnant LMFAO

Odesforever:

guys always fake their reliability until the going gets ruff you should know if your a guy how many woman have you lead on!!!!!!!!!

Aditya:

That was a very educated response. Thanks for proving my point. So much anger from someone so desperate for help they'd use a public forum.

Dry your eyes, dear.

Odesforever:

maybe i need a more educated group of people because none of these answers were educated only a couple but not yours and theres nothing to dry i repeat you are a nobody

Aditya:

Talk to people at your university. I'm sure your professors will know how to flush your system of drugs.

Odesforever:

i wouldnt ask anyone at the university which is why im getting advice from an a**hole like you people at the university means something to me why would i want my professor to know that i have been smoking weed your an A**

Aditya:

Why, indeed, would you want to smoke while in school? Does it help in your education? Of course not.

Yes, dear. I am an a$$hole. No need to lump everyone else into your tirade. Is this how you treat people who don't kiss your butt? You expect everything handed to you and offer nothing in return. <yawn> The entitlement generation. "Give me what I want right now! Waaaaaahh!"

Odesforever:

while i was smoking it did not affect my grades at all or my studies and i am still getting good grades. Do you not Know how to give an opinion like an adult i see that you do not so the discussion truly does not concern you anymore have a nice day

Sivashanmugam:

well juicy I will hand it to you...you are doing very well going to school and getting a job to take care of your baby.That is very tough and good going for you. I hope you get one soon, maybe you shouldn't have smoked pot, but we all learn from our mistakes and WE all have made them...good luck.

Odesforever:

thanks alot i keep telling this a** i did not know i was pregnant i was having too much fun and did not know i was pregnant you are suppose to go to the doctor every 6 months to a year or when something odd happens most woman stop getting there period the first month they are pregnant some dont stop getting until 2 months and so on im just one of those people i guess everyone think condoms and birth control are 100% its not like i was waiting to get pregnant

SEMI123:

You sound extremely immature and disrespectful. Obviously you can't stand the heat and clearly not suitable for a customer service position. You also said you don't care if the detox hurts your unborn child...how selfish. I hope your child[ren] never give you an answer you don't like. Check Yourself Miss Juicy.

Eagle:

You're kidding me right ? If you are pregnant you have no business using drugs at all. Even if I knew how I would not tell you. Instead I am going to give you the name of an organization that will allow you to detox and keep your baby with you throughout 6 months of drug treatment. We have a hard enough life in the first place please do not complicate your child's life by exposing it to drugs.
SPIRIT OF WOMAN, located in Fresno California. It is a shelter strictly for women and children.
Good luck !

Odesforever:

keep an open mind im no where near 6 months i have been a smoker since high school i missed my period im pregnant i have a job interview im trying to get my sh** correct do you think everyone is a dumb as acave man anyway answers please not judgement

Odesforever:

The craving to smoke is not even there any more havent smoked since i found out i was pregnant which has been almost three weeks thats not enough time for it to be out of my system. but im not three weeks pregnant im 12 weeks and 6 days

Brownskin:

CALL AND TELL YOUR DOCTOR THE TRUTH FOR YOUR BABYS SAKE AND YOUR OWN.MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND CHECK THAT BAMBINO!

Aditya:

Over three months pregnant and stopped smoking three weeks ago? Looks like Wendy's comments were right on the money.

Your baby doesn't deserve the selfish decision(s) you made.

Odesforever:

my doctor knows already im not an a**hole thats the first question she asked me of course i told her i had been smoking

Odesforever:

do every body find out there pregnant the first week or so its not like the pregnancy was planned so all of you are angels wow you guys must have earned your wings LMAO

Aditya:

Most people do not find they're pregnant in the first week. Are you suggesting you were 9 weeks pregnant before you found out? Your excuses are piling up, so just stop. You don't owe me any. Sorry to sound harsh, but guess what. You screwed up on a number of levels. Stop blaming me because I don't have fantasy answers to problems YOU created.

So what did your doctor say when you asked how to detox?

And did you use the same third person BS you used in your question? ...she still has weed in her system.

We aren't perfect, j. Just more responsible than you. You'll learn. Babies have a way of forcing maturity... usually.

Odesforever:

Thanks inpectori atleast you were honest but not judgemental

Odesforever:

and i see your mother was suppose to swallow you but she didnt she should have been more responsible

Odesforever:

excuses and truths are two different things just stating the facts idiot can you point out what is so impossible in my situation

Aditya:

"can you point out what is so impossible in my situation"

Passing the drug test. :)

Mother tried, but my head was too big. Ha! Thanks for caring though. You're not only cute, but FUN too!

I apologize for being harsh. Honestly. I was abrupt, as always, and meant no harm. I do think you should have quit smoking before 2 1/2 months, and I think your English really sucks. (oh, there I go again)...

You are in a tough spot, but you'll be fine. Just remember: You no longer come first. The baby now holds that spot, and always will.

Odesforever:

what dont you understand about i did not know i was pregnant but i know now get it through the thickness of your head

Aditya:

You didn't know you were pregnant for two and a half months??? What a fog you must have been in.

Odesforever:

everyone dont stop geting their menstral cycle a**hole you dont see my photo im a thick girl already i would not have noticed from the weight gain sh** im plump already

Odesforever:

what are you my daddy now please!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eagle:

Aight Darlin, you implied that I was as dumb as a cave man right ? Are you a smoker like Whitney & Bobby or the regular "ish" like Cheech & Chong ? I mean let's gone and put it on blast ok ?
# 1 You are the one who came on here asking a boneheaded question like you did right right ? If you were that smart you would have never asked a aumb dass question like that, and even more clever you never would have smoked dope in the first place.
# 2 I am the father of 8 children all my adult children hold bachelor's degrees the last graduated from UCLA in just under 3.35 years with a 4.25 gpa and was class valedictorian, she was the slacker.
# 3 I hold two college degrees myself and have been the owner and CEO of my own corporation for the past 3o years.
# 4 If you take none of the heartfelt advise when you do have your child if it is lucky they will take it from you before you even lay eyes on it.
# 5 From the way you smarted off to everyone here you display contempt and disrespect for yourself only and hey you might not even deserve to be a Mother.
# 6 If I were the baby's daddy I would have been real careful about dropin one with you.
# 7 The caveman picture, it aint really me, 6'8" 250 built to last and darker than blue all man right here, you feelin me cuase Im feelin you aigtht. Pick an choose, Pick and choose.

Sequoia:

I am very sorry to hear that a woman would do any drugs considering all the information that is out there today. Has she thought what happens if the child is deformed due to her ignorance? Please get her to see her doctor so she can have a healthy baby! She owes the child that much!

Odesforever:

now that was a more educated answer thanks alot

Dana do:

if she's pregnant she probably shouldnt be smoking weed...or anything at all...

Odesforever:

we've established that already which is why she doesnt smoke anymore but the weed does not leave the same day you stop smoking do you get it

Seal:

I do not think thier is a way it stays in your system for a while.

Also to all the people who say marijuana is bad shut up and learn before you write.
The only reason it was banned in America was for the fact that USA could not keep up with the cheap industry that was (hempt) or the other racsist reason that mexicans on the "drug" would go in a killing frenzy.
Marijuana does one thing well relaxes you, as it was ment to do. As side-effects to a unborn baby nothing is conclusive though it the only fact is that it will get less oxygen.

Kathryne Myers:
wow alot of you are idiots...if she was in california guess what...shed have a medicinal marijuana card for the morning sickness...alot of doctors actually recomend if it were legal for woman 2 smoke marijuana 2 help keep their weight ok...I hate simple minded fools like you! 1. she said she was a smoker be4 she even knew she was pregnant...so yall really cannot hate on her 4 this...sweetie just so you know i am 2 months pregnant have been clean since Halloween and am going thru the same incident...I have 2 be clean by the 17th of this month...2. Marijuana does no harm on the fetus u freakin fools...close minded fools once again...I know plenty of moms who smoked thru their whole pregnacys and their babys are not only healthier than most babies...but smarter also! do your fucking research...I swear its like most people come here and try 2 ruin people who need helps lives...energy stealers! means they are quite miserable...because people are a direct reflection of how they feel on the inside! Remember this dear...and also...in the first trimester of pregnacy is the mothers natural way of detoxing anyways...so drink plenty of water cranberry juice and of course pee alot...which im sure is no problem...the only thing that is wrong here is that marijuana is illegal..close minded people make me sick! good luck sweetie...even tho this is prolly old lol
Kathryne Myers:
oh and btw idiots...I am 2 months pregnant and have only gained 2 whole pounds...was 129 now 131...so its very normal for a woman not 2 know shes pregnant...Omfg I swear 2 god all the ignorance in this world! just people looking 2 start a fight so they can make themselves feel better...get a life!
Cat:
From experience Cleansing cocktail works and is safe to take. As far as smoking during pregnancy, not my cup of tea but Myers hit it on the head. There have been extensive studies performed in Jamaica. In which there were two groups of women, non smokers and smokers. The babies of the women who smoked were less fussy, more relaxed, and yes tested with higher IQ's then babies from the non smoker group.  Both groups were followed for years after delivery to document behaviors and intelligence between the two.

http://www.foodsofnature.com/product/cleansingcocktailtropicalitch/31199/cleansingcocktailtropicalitch.html
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